Well, shit the bed! Howdy folks, come on in! Well, I can see by those fancy britches and sassy hairdos that you all ain’t from around here. So, where ya from? [holds hand to ear]  I’m sorry, I didn’t catch that. Ah, I see. All y’all’s must be mutes, cause ya wouldn’t be fuckin’ with me, now would ya? 

Well, shit the bed! Howdy folks, come on in! Well, I can see by those fancy britches and sassy hairdos that you all ain’t from around here. So, where ya from? [holds hand to ear I’m sorry, I didn’t catch that. Ah, I see. All y’all’s must be mutes, cause ya wouldn’t be fuckin’ with me, now would ya?